Holly got out of bed this morning far earlier than she ever should have had to and let me tell you, since that moment I have been overwhelmed by frantic insanity. I tried to go back to sleep after she left, but somehow I couldn't get comfortable. My shower went haywire when I slipped and almost killed myself. My towel was silky for some reason so I had to wander around an air dry for a bit. My socks feel weird and don't want to fit right. I meant to shave and then...forgot, which isn't good because I haven't shaved all weekend. I had cookies for breakfast and halfway through remembered there was not any milk in the fridge, so had ice water instead; that just doesn't work, not even close.
I swear something in the universe is out to get me today. Luckily I can see that and have been pushing through to get everything done that I need to. My list is long and it is getting smaller, but can a guy get a break from the absurdity? I can't help but laugh at my completely nuts day so far. What on earth is going on?
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